What happens after a wild night at an awesome party with dozens of pictures and moments captured? Most of them get deleted 😛 .
The party pictures that survive the delete button still need good captions before uploading them on Instagram, Facebook and other social media. If you have scratched your head to the scalp and have still not come up with that awesome selfie caption for your Instagram picture then your search ends here.
Check out our list of 40+ Party Captions to give words to the enjoyment, excitement and fun you had at the party list night!
- Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.
- You know you’re drunk when you fall off the floor.
- Doobie or not doobie.
- Man who stands on toilet, high on pot.
- I have found that often forgiveness is easier to obtain than permission.
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- If you don’t get caught, everything is legal.
- Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot?
- It’s Friday and I’m ready to swing. Pick up my girls and hit the party scene.
- Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Do it today. It could be illegal tomorrow.
- One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor.
- Party hardy. Drink Bacardi.
- You call me an alcoholic, I just call it a damn good time.
- Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route.
- I’m a firm believer that sometimes its right to do the wrong thing.
- If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let’s get wasted and have the time of our lives.
- I remember times I had. Some were happy, some were sad. Memories, me and my partners in crime. Throwing up a thousand times.
- When I’m good, I’m good…but when I’m bad I’m better.
- Question everything! Or shut up and be a victim of authority.
- How come stupid things seem so smart while you’re doing them.
- When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!
- I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
- No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.
- I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach.
- If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing.
- Drink all day; play all night. Let’s get it poppin; I’m in Miami, bitch.
- Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. ♥
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- Make the most out of tonight and worry about it all tomorrow.
- I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
- No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
- Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
- It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.
- I don’t do drugs, I am drugs.
- Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
- Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
- Is 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case a coincidence? I think not.
- There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.
- I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
- Drunk words are sober thoughts.
- All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
- I didn’t commit a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
- But I always say one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party.
- When we drink, we do it right, gettin’ slizzard.
Now that you have got that perfect party caption for Instagram selfies and pictures, enjoy another night and come back later to use more of these captions with your pictures.
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