What a hectic day! After the morning selfie and the gym selfie, you are now ready to face the mundane and boring office life. You still manage to squeeze up some time for those office selfies and those majestic @work pictures making the not-so-serious types amongst us look sincere. One major hurdle still needs to get passed to move through your 9 to 5 schedule smoothly, “The Perfect Caption” for the work photo! If you feel short of words and still have a big stack of files on your table or a long list of emails/spreadsheets to process then do yourself some mercy and let us save your time and your photo from those good-for-nothing captions. Just read on choose as many of the captions as you like.
- Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?
- Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.
- God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.
- I’m here for whatever you need me to do from the couch.
- Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
- Remember, it’s not what you do… it’s what you get away with.
- All I’m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
- If you’re looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
- Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you.
- You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you’ll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.
- Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
- A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
- Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
- Why don’t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?
- I’m not lazy… I’m just on my energy saving mode.
- I get plenty of exercise – jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
- Anyone who says “good morning” on a Monday is a sociopath.
- Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
- Dear Week, I’m so over you. I’m leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don’t try to find us for at least 2 days.
- Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today.
- Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
- Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off…
- If at first you don’t succeed: try management.
- If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
You can thank us for saving your day and your work photo caption! Just appreciate the efforts made in compiling this list (yes, this is our work, we work late hours to take care of captions for your Instagram pictures… enough with the cribbing.) and make some motivating comments in the comments section below to keep us addicted in serving you well! Didn’t like any of the captions? Well, I see you think you can do better, just prove it by commenting your own captions(I promise I won’t delete them if they are actually any good :P).
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