Funny Instagram Captions work for any and all kind of pictures. You have that funny photo in which you are making faces with your friends, wait no more, upload it on Instagram with a Funny Caption from our list.
Can’t decide what type of caption will suit your picture? Just use a funny Instagram caption, it will definitely help you get more likes on your picture. Even if it doesn’t fulfil your purpose, it may give your friends a reason to smile if not laugh!
Go on, read all the funny Instagram captions, one by one. You will find the one according to your taste or atleast have a laugh or two while reading these funny captions.
- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
- When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
- Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator.
- You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
- I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.
- Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
- Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
- You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.
- I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
- Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.
- When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
- It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative.
- 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
- Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
- I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
- Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
- A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
- Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
- “Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
- I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane’s dog and she was like, “I’ve never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?”
- If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?
- My wife said she wanted a “fairy-tale romance,” so I’ve locked her in a tower.
- The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
- Give a man a fish, and he’ll Instagram it; teach a man to fish, and he’ll still Instagram it.
- People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
- Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
- I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
- When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
- If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
- STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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